OK. It's been a nightmare. A train wreck in slow motion. To pull for a bad sports team is bad enough. But to pull for one who plays so often and plays for almost 9 months is simply cruel and unusual punishment. So while I and thousands .... hundreds .... a few Houston Astro fans are stuck in this purgatory, we contemplate why the Astro Season is too long.10. It keeps preempting my favorite UIL replays of 7-man football championship.
9. It's a bad reflection on the City of Houston and it's fine citizens.
8. They cost us a space shuttle museum.
7. It's depressing the Dow.
6. They're distracting our public servants trying to debate the debt ceiling.
5. It's killing downtown energy, vibe, hipness.
4. With each new loss, the Rain Gods punish us more.
3. It failed to make us forget about the NFL debacle.
2. The memory of a hundred losses will last in infamy.
1. It's forcing me outside to jog, walk .... EXERCISE!
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